Hire Me Instead of ChatGPT

It types faster than my 110 words-per-minute, costs less than what you spend on coffee, and creates passable copy from existing content. I use it, you use it, and your competitors use it, too.

But most companies don't have a writing problem, they have a positioning problem.

That's why before I type a single word, I dive into your business to gut-check assumptions, connect the customer journey dots, and ask the tough questions you're afraid to answer.

In other words: great messaging doesn't come from a predictive algorithm alone—it comes from a deep understanding of your market, your client's problems, and what your organization is uniquely positioned to tell them.

So if your goal is to sound like your competitors, plug it into a prompt.

But if you want to develop a strategy to beat them, hire me. (My ChatGPT subscription comes free!)

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Need some clever copy? Require real references? Wanna talk hiking, biking, or typing? I can be reached via fax, homing pigeon, message-in-a-bottle, or by email.

I'll probably get back to you soonish! (Maybe)