Copywriter.
Conversationalist.
Oxford Comma Enthusiast.
Hire Me Instead of ChatGPT
It types faster than my 110 words-per-minute, costs less than what you spend on coffee, and creates passable copy from existing content. I use it, you use it, and your competitors use it, too.
But most companies don't have a writing problem, they have a positioning problem.
That's why before I type a single word, I dive into your business to gut-check assumptions, connect the customer journey dots, and ask the tough questions you're afraid to answer.
In other words: great messaging doesn't come from a predictive algorithm alone—it comes from a deep understanding of your market, your client's problems, and what your organization is uniquely positioned to tell them.
So if your goal is to sound like your competitors, plug it into a prompt.
But if you want to develop a strategy to beat them, hire me. (My ChatGPT subscription comes free!)
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Despite being Steve's older brother, I actually look up to him. He's better than me at pretty much everything and I'm definitely not making this up!
― Tim Schilling, Okay Older Brother, Founder of Better Simple
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Despite being allergic to dogs, saying he's a "cat person," and not being my master, Steve still gives me good scritches, walks me every chance he gets, and remains a vegetarian. As an animal, he's all bark and no bite, but as a writer, oh boy! He writes with an underdog's passion to help his clients claim Top Dog from the competition!
― Oliver ("Ollie"), One-Eyed Dog, Shakes for Treats, Pees on Everything
You, Me, and ChatGPT
Need some clever copy? Require real references? Wanna talk hiking, biking, or typing? I can be reached via homing pigeon, message-in-a-bottle, or by email.
I'll get back to you soon! (Probably)