Senior Copywriter, Avid Hiker, and Oxford Comma User

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I'm a creative, clever, and compassionate writer with a real knack for words and a deep passion for people.

Whether you need an unapologetic tagline for your new brand or a squeaky clean press release for PR, I'm your guy.

I've partnered with nonprofits to Fortune 500s and small, scrappy start-ups to elevate brands, drive sales, and exceed expectations.

Killer copy can change your page from one that subverts sales to one that converts them. Words work—either for or against you—so make a statement that stands out.

Ready to inject some bold personality into your brand? How about first checking out my work and some clients I've collaborated with below.

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Some Clients:

My Work:

Blog Articles

Long-form SEO content written at a 7th grade level. (And I should know, my junior high days still keep me up at night.)

Case Studies

When you make your clients so happy they're willing to do marketing with you. (It's free real estate!)

Catalog Covers

Initial ideas to get the gears turning. Such creative, many colors, so wow!

Creative Branding

Climb inside my mind. (Better buckle up!)

E-Books

Technically, I'm an author. Does that mean I get to drink pinky-up!?

Email

Putting your message in someone else's inbox is an intimate endeavor, so why not say something clever?

Feature Articles

Step 1: Interview famous athletes. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.

In-Store Marketing

Who said retail was dead?

Press Releases

Sometimes boring and buttoned-up is what gets your priority product picked up by mainstream media.

Product Descriptions

Short and sweet. Click for product descriptions that pack a punch!

Social Posts

Social Media (noun): A place where everyone can join in on bullying and mainstream toxicity—even the introverts!

Webpages

I have a way with words when it comes to the Wild Wild Web.

100% Real Testimonials:

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Despite being Steve's older brother, I actually look up to him. He's better than me at pretty much everything and I'm definitely not making this up!

― Tim Schilling, Okay Older Brother, Founder of Better Simple

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“Steven volunteers in his spare time, visits my grandma more than I do, and cooks mostly edible meals on the daily. Oh, and he proposed on Maui... what more could you ask for? He's an aspiring chef, an exceptional lover, and what your mother calls a 'keeper.'”

― Courtney Mueller, Fiancé, Travel Nurse, Host of Week 13 Podcast

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Despite being allergic to dogs, saying he's a "cat person," and not being my master, Steve still gives me good scritches, walks me every chance he gets, and remains a vegetarian. As an animal, he's all bark and no bite, but as a writer, oh boy! He writes with an underdog's passion to help his clients claim Top Dog from the competition!

― Oliver ("Ollie"), One-Eyed Dog, Shakes for Treats, Pees on Everything

Ready to Say "Uncle?"

Need some clever copy? Require real references? Wanna talk hiking, biking, or typing? I can be reached via homing pigeon, message-in-a-bottle, or by email.

I'll get back to you soon! (Probably)

I've worked with 17 satisfied clients and counting. Want to be satisfied next?*